I was going to go with Nia and a few other people for $1 sake and sushi, but as usual Nia was behind schedule…I got hungry and to comfortably settled and she called to leave right before the $1 sushi and sake was over…screw it. I just ordered some yummy Thai food, and stayed in.

I had a friend of Mine tell Me that she was warned that I would try to drag her into orgies. I was laughing My ass off. I was actually flattered, getting this Caligula-esque reputation.

Man, maybe about 5 or 6 years ago, but My sex life is close to non-existant for almost over two years.
Really there are few people on My “acceptable partner” list, and if any one sees Me out and about, they would see if anything I seem to only make-out with girls lately…and that is one girl per night. I’m getting old, I guess I am slipping in My prowess for chasing girls at night clubs in My younger days. I’m not a lesbian, but there are just so few cute, interesting guys, and so many fun girls.

I’m always being propositioned, but I am never interested in the offers and always bitching about not getting any!

I just want everyone naked and covered in silicone and sliding across each other with out sex…that is more fun any way…bunch of slippiness and sliding. That was what I got for My birthday wish last year, and I hope I get a silicone slide party for My birthday again this year too.