This morning I woke from a dream where this lady that reminded me of Mary Heart from Entertainment tonight was pissing me off, so I threw eggs at her. They seemed to have so much yolk inside, like a chicken egg had turned into an ostrich egg, and each was bloody like it had miscarried. The first shot wasn’t impressive, but every shot got better. Even the ones I missed would still bounce up and drench her…I vaguely remember calling her a “swarmy cunt” (one of my favorite deroggatory names, that and “contrary cunt”) before I woke.

What am I doing awake right now.