2004
10.27


Which Family Guy character are you?

2004
10.27

Time to get this show on the road.

I have a long day in front of Me. My friend Dan ( http://www.dansantoni.com ) and his girlfriend Angelica are making thier yearly trip to New Orleans and they arrive tonight.

I also had My girls cancel on the shoot today, and we are going to try again later, but I have to head to Western Unionn to pick up some money then go to the bank, I have to work some more on this house, and I have to settle up some loose ends.

I rejected the guy who wanted to shoot with Me yesterday. Why:

ONE:
clown white for a kindergartener’s halloween make up with the party city name on it is not professional malke up, and it will trash My skin and not come off for My session with ease.

TWO:
If you are describing Me as weazring make-up like a swedish metal band , no thanks…let King Diamond keep the throne…I like King Diamond, even have a cd of him, but don’t care to look like him.

THREE:
I am not size 2, and you aren’t stuffing Me into a super small spandex dress, and the non-stretch dresses he has are size 11 tops, which is fine if they were a pair of pants, but if you need to put a dress over My boobs..My boobs are a size 16 in a dress, My ass is a size 10 to a 12 in pants. All tits, no ass.

His clothing option of spandex was making Me have Jenny Jones flash backs of girls who thought that just because it stretched enough to get in it that that must mean it fits. For the same principle I don’t wear low rise jeans!

Keep your money, if you can’t tell what looks good at this level I am utterly frightened of how your photogrphy will turn out. And don’t sit there with a shit eating grin and your repeated catch phrase of “It will be so cool”.

Plus, he actually had to ask if I wanted to change for the shoot in a cemetary…yeah I really want to have tourist in a New Orleans cemetary in broad day light alerting the cops that some girl is stripping on a grave…yeah, it might be fun at night or sunset with out cops to get naked on a tomb stone…but I have never been to OPP, and I don’t care to make My first trip before I move to Los Angeles.