Damn, I was on the phone with R last night, expecting a harmless night at home when Blake calls and says he is paying My way into the Cramps if I can be ready quick.

I rushed R off the phone, and was out the door.

The bad part comes in when I bump into a hot lesbian friend that I have had a crush on forever…I asked her where he girlfriend was and she said she was dumped. The first words out of My mouth were, “Let’s celebrate!”.

So with that as My que I planted one on her so hard that we flew back to the ground on the steps of House of Blues making out. I took her down stairs to hang out with Scary Kerry, Mark, ad Myself, just so I could make out with her all night.

Damn, I had been waiting for that hottie to be single.

Now I am hours away from the Playboy interview, and trying to get rid of this ringing in My ears and throbbing pain in My knees from us hitting the floor when I first kissed her.