2003
12.27
12.27
I want the heard of that hideous jehovah’s witness that got my broken ass out of bed to answer the door. A little Salome with a little Vlad Dracul…I’d like to have it on a stake with copies of the watch tower to ward off other jehovah’s witnesses. Next on the list is who ever is responsible for broadcast television programming!
Just have someone cut the person horribly so that they can bleed to death since they don’t accept transfusions.
Should have invited them in for coffee… I’m sure your home decor would have left a lasting impression.
My personal favorite way is to keep asking them about polygamy (sp?). If it’s a kid escorted by parents, I’ll ask them how many mommy’s their daddy has. If it’s adults, I’ll just ask innocent questions like
i found you in little fetishes. you sound extremely cool. in yoru info about how you are always looking to advance on all levels. beauty is progression. add me?