2003
10.02

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Winner of the day:

How bright do you have to be to ask how to make your asshole gape?

I mean…how do you make any hole gape…stretch it. I mean, just gradually build in the size of butt plug you use. You can put it in when you go to sleep, and have it retain the open hole. Gradually change the plug up a size. he asked “don’t you have to move it in and out?”. NO! you can just let it stay there, just let it grow accustomed to staying wide, now in-out necessary.

He asked why questions I would like to be asked…I answered ones that you couldn’t answer with just thinking 5 seconds on their own. I mean, it is a waste of my time and yours to not think…

Your Life: The Movie by mintyduck
Who will play you: Shannen Doherty
Who will play your love interest: Mary-Kate Olsen
Weeks you will stay in the box office: 1
Song that will play during your love scene: Massive Attack – Teardrop
Song that will play during your death: Johnny Cash – Hurt
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  1. saintjudas said: 2003.10.03 04:45

    I know another way….

    I know a position that you can put a person in that if they do what you tell them….You can get anyones asshole to gape…..Maybe not as wide as someone who has been dialating, but it WILL gape…I garantee it…

  2. Mistress Geneieve said: 2003.10.03 09:42

    Re: I know another way….

    they want it to permanently gape, which all body parts eventually tighten back up somewhat, but to do so you have to not work it back up for a long period of time.

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