2003
08.07

Corporate Bitch!

Your objective is simple: Soul Accumulation.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Sadistic pleasure

Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first seduce a rich and powerful ceo. This will cause the world to whisper among themselves, overwhelmed by your arrival. Who is this sadistic fiend? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a corporate suit?

Stage Two
Next, you must seize control of New York. This will all be done from a abandoned church, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will wet their pants, as countless hordes of corporate suits hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three
Finally, you must covertly move your great supernatural forces, bringing about the destruction of the masses. Your name shall become synonymous with blood, and no man will ever again dare point and laugh. Everyone will bow before your unmatched physical prowess, and the world will have no choice but to make you their new god.

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  1. Can I be your Executive Assistant?

  2. Dammit, why does everyone I know want to take over the world? It’s making it harder for me to do it…

  3. I didn’t chose World Domination, I chose to accumulate and confiscate souls! If I have all the souls I don’t need the world, I could use them to run hell, and over throw the devil.

  4. We need armani women’s suits spike stilettos, rigid under garments, and silk stockings.

  5. All tailored to perfection, naturally. Corseted waists in a tailored suit are so scrumptious.