08.04
1. Make up a name for yourself: I just use the ones my mother calls me…Genevieve, Viva, Vieva-la, and Viva-Leeda…or on the bad days she calls me UPPITY WENCH
2. Where were you born?: Houston, Texas, St Luke’s Episcopal Hospital
3. And when was this?: 2/23/1975
4. What is your favourite sexual position?: Variety is the spice of life, I rather try and invent one.
1. What’s your favourite breakfast cereal?: Captain Crunch, Fruity or Cocoa Pebbles, Cinnamon Toast Crunch, but I haven’t bought cereal in forever.
2. What’s the first thing you do upon waking?: Pee
3. Coffee or Orange Juice?: Orange juice
4. Stop to smell the roses or rush to work/school?: Zoom Zoom Zoom. I am always on the go, but with Jacque-oh around I am pacing the floors and forced to smell the roses or something because she isn’t ready yet.
5. What is your morning bathroom routine?: auto pilot. pee, bath, brush teeth, torture my hair, and dread having to get dressed in this heat.
6. Morning breath?: I try not to breath till I have brushed.
7. Toast or pop tart?: cinnamon toast
8. Sex in the morning or at night? all day and all night, with 30 minute breaks every 6 hours to sleep and eat.
9. Do you have normal sleeping habits?: NO! That is how I ended up doing this stupid quiz
10. How many hours of sleep you average?: It’s a roll of the dice, sometimes 2 hours, sometimes 15
11. Get on the Internet before work/school?: I live on this thing
12. Change your underwear regularly?: If I wear them at all.
13. Sing in the shower?: no
14. Flex in the mirror?: yes
15. Butter or Margarine?: I can’t believe it’s not butter, seriously, that is what I like
1. What your favourite fast food place?: Do I have to? That is depending on mood
2. Take out, drive thru, or eat in?: Do I have to?
3. Bring your lunch or eat from a vending machine?: Chinese Delivery
4. Eat in a group or alone?: In a group
5. Would you like fries with that?: I’ll steal your fries, but claiom I don’t want any. They always give you too many.
6. Gossip?: if it is good enough, I find it funny the gossip I hear about me…trust me my reality is stranger than fiction, these people make up stupid shit. One of my favorites is the rumor that I deal guns and drugs! AS IF!
7. Do you brush your teeth after every meal?: no
8. Chew Trident?: yes
9. Are you eating anything right now?: no
10. Ever had a, how you say, nooner?: yes
11. Favourite TV Dinner: Michelina’s Linguini and Clam Sauce
13. Favourite chewing gum: cinnamon
14. Does loud chewing bother you?: yes
15. Do you talk with your mouth full?: Only when I really have to, I hate that, I was raised better.
And Night. . .
1. What is your favourite sleeping position?: fetal
2. Do you dream in colour or black and white?: colour
3. Do you sleep alone?: sometimes, but I miss my Claudia…I can’t wait till she is with me at the end of the month
4. Have you ever been in a bar?: Was that a bar? I could of sworn it was a church!
5. How about a gay bar?: Who me, I am a fag hag! A fruit fly.
6. Do you drink?: depends on the phase I’m in, I grow bored of it sometimes for days or years, then I get into it with friends, then I am bored again. I have been bored of it the past few days.
7. Do you drink and drive?:I don’t know how to drive. I am so spoiled that everyone else drives me around.
8. How about drugs, do you do those?: Zoloft
9. Do you carry condoms?: Yes, but in new Orleans they have them everywhere.
10. Name something stupid you’ve done while drunk: Ask the witnesses, but someone told me that if you don’t remember and there are no photos it didn’t happen.
11. Tell me a recent dream: A terror ride, and whimsy all in one.
12. What are you doing next Saturday night?: Hopefully something more fullfilling than last night
13. Will you marry me?: I’m already married, it would be illegal.
14. What do you sleep in?: Depends, what was I doing before I fell asleep?
15. Kiss and tell?: The stories I tell are true, but the names may be changed.