How many ways are there to skin a cat.

You’d think that having a new cat would help me to get over my baby’s death. Not this shitty kitty!

I just bought a new cell phone, and charger just a few days ago. I leave him alone for 5 minutes ( I had accidentallty forgot to recover the cord with a towel) and low and behold, I no longer have a charger for my phone!

Oh he wasn’t satisfied with all the cat waster products I had to pick up, all the clothes he’s ruined, the apholstery on my dungeon equipment that he has torn to shreds, and the getting all hyped up and biting and scratching me…NO. This little fucke has to destroy some thing very important that I use daily! My phone charger!!!!

I have given up on his name. He is cat, kitty, freak, freak show, dirty little nasty bastzard, shit machine, asshole, filthy little fucker…oh yes. I must be desperate for kitty companionship to allow this worthless little asshole destroy everything. I don’t want to share myself with other people very often, but I think I should of stuck with a female cat. I never had a problem with girl kitties. Boys are nicer, but I like prissy bitch kitties. My aAien was the most spoiled priss in the world!